Data Gods

IN GOD WE TRUST; EVERYONE ELSE MUST BRING DATA

Who doesn't love kraken a good joke?
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Brilliant Brazilian artist, Denio Viana, extrapolated this proverb to Ancient Greece and four busy, data-minded gods, each reminding us mortals that we better come with data.

These fresh and fun comic book style designs make perfect gifts for data-lovers of every stripe: scientists, statisticians, six sigma professionals, and all. 

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Zeus, king of gods, god of thunder and the sky, ruler atop Mount Olympus, gnawing on a Yellow No. 2, and frustratedly tapping his electrified fingers while at his desktop. Hypothesis: He’s probably waiting for Tableau to load.

Athena, daughter of Zeus, wise warrior and strategist, fearless protector of cities, taking council from her direct reports while staring holes through the floating, golden flatscreen.

Demeter, goddess of fertility and agriculture, always with a cornucopia and laurels holding back her beautiful hair. We find her floating, presiding over three centaurs, retired from the battlefields to the grain fields. She’s explaining her analysis of crop yields to the supervisor.

And lonely, troubled Poseidon, god of the seas and storms. He’s supposed to protect seafarers but he’s distracted right at the moment by his spreadsheets. (Look closely at the hull of the ship captured by the Kraken.)