In Zeus We Trust—Mortals Shall Submit Data Women's Relaxed T-Shirt

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What has Zeus, king of gods, so troubled?

Why is the god of thunder and the sky, ruler atop Mount Olympus, gnawing on a Yellow No. 2 with furled brow?

A great gift for professional data ladies

Data scientists, statisticians, industrial engineering departments, quality improvement teams, op-ex experts, lean thinkers, and six sigma black belts will all get it immediately.

Zeus is, of course, our flagship entry in the Data Gods series, drawn and inked by our favorite Brazilian comic artist, Denio Viana.

We offer five relaxed colors (three heathers and two solids). Our favorites are heather blue lagoon and heather red. And wow, the heathers are beyond soft.

You’ll also find seven striking colors in the unisex cut. 

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If you don’t know…

“In God we trust, everyone else must bring data!” That’s the old saying. Denio extrapolated this proverb to Ancient Greece and four busy, data-minded gods.

Here we find Zeus hunched over his desktop, working on some celestially important analysis. Our spin of the classic punchline is carved in his white marble desk: “MORTALS SHALL SUBMIT DATA”

The rest of the series is made up of…

Athena, daughter of Zeus, wise warrior and strategist, fearless protector of cities, seen here taking council from her direct reports while staring holes through the floating, golden flatscreen.

Demeter, goddess of fertility and agriculture, always with a cornucopia and laurels holding back her beautiful hair. We find her floating, presiding over her crops and three centaurs who’ve retired from the battlefields to the grain fields. She’s explaining her analysis of crop yields to the supervisor.

Lonely, troubled Poseidon, god of the seas and storms. He’s supposed to protect seafarers but he’s distracted right at the moment by his spreadsheets.

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BTW, this tee is incredibly soft and comfy. You'll never want to take it off.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
• Artist: Denio Viana (Brazil) 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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