In Zeus We Trust—Mortals Shall Submit Data Greeting Card (blank inside)
In Zeus We Trust—Mortals Shall Submit Data Greeting Card (blank inside)
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What has Zeus so troubled?
Why is the god of thunder and the sky, king of gods, ruler atop Mount Olympus, gnawing on a Yellow No. 2 with furled brow? Data people get it.
Data scientists, statisticians, industrial engineering departments, quality improvement teams, op-ex experts, lean thinkers, and six sigma black belts will understand immediately.
Zeus is, of course, our flagship entry in the Data Gods series. Who else? Drawn and inked by our favorite Brazilian comic artist, Denio Viana.
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If you don’t know…
“In God we trust, everyone else must bring data!” That’s the old saying. Denio extrapolated this proverb to Ancient Greece and four busy, data-minded gods.
Here we find Zeus hunched over his desktop, working on some celestially important analysis. Our spin of the classic punchline is carved in his white marble desk: “MORTALS SHALL SUBMIT DATA”
The rest of the series is made up of…
Athena, daughter of Zeus, wise warrior and strategist, fearless protector of cities, seen here taking council from her direct reports while staring holes through the floating, golden flatscreen.
Demeter, goddess of fertility and agriculture, always with a cornucopia and laurels holding back her beautiful hair. We find her floating, presiding over her crops and three centaurs who’ve retired from the battlefields to the grain fields. She’s explaining her analysis of crop yields to the supervisor.
Lonely, troubled Poseidon, god of the seas and storms. He’s supposed to protect seafarers but he’s distracted right at the moment by his spreadsheets.
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Like all of our greeting cards, our fun cartoon is offered exclusively to QI Curiosities customers. And it pays to buy in batches.
• Buy 2-3 for 5% off.
• Buy 4-5 for 10% off.
• Buy 6-7 for 15% off.
• Buy 8-9 for 20% off.
• Buy 10-11 for 25% off.
• Buy 12+ for 30% off.
• Artist: Denio Viana (Brazil)
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Comes with an envelope (not shown, but trust us).
• Buyer must supply his/her own pen and thoughtful sentiments.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!