Catistician

A FUN CAT PUN JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS 

He’s tabby. He’s flabby. And he’s too busy for reindeer games.

Your new favorite statistics cat is on a short sleeve t-shit, a long sleeve t-shit, a heavy hoodie, and a mug. Shop this cute holiday collection for the very deserving data scientists, statisticians, and quantitative nerds in your life.

He’s got on his Santa hat, scarf, and ugly Christmas sweater, featuring the Mouse King from The Nutcracker, but it’s not a very merry Christmas for this Catistician, a fat, frustrated statistics wizard.

Look, just leave the cookies and milk on the hearth. This stochastic calculus equation isn't going to solve itself.