Take Me To Data or Lose Me Forever Women’s Relaxed T-shirt | Top Gun Meg Ryan Quote

Meg Ryan had the best line in Top Gun.
Tom Cruise’s quotes didn’t take my breath away.

This retro data humor t-shirt makes a great gift for 80’s kids who grew up to be quality improvement professionals, statisticians, data scientists, researchers, six sigma black belts, analytics ladies, or Excel top guns.

Comes exclusively in women’s relaxed cut because it’s Carole’s quote. There are tons of Talk Data To Me shirts, but only QI Curiosities swaps bed for data, because we know you. We know you get a tingle in your leg when a fresh query is about to finish—

Our better angles stopped us right there.

We wrote a dozen suggestive jokes but it’s the shirt that’s NSFW, not the product description, so we axed them.

Or did we?
We did. It’s tragic.
The spread-sheet joke was certified five-star ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐.

Look close, beyond the F-14 Tomcat fighter jet streaking away in red, white, and blue. You’ll see 1’s and 0’s speckling the words. If that doesn’t get your data-loving blood pumping, what will?

Offered in three dark colors: Black, navy (because, duh, Maverick was a US Navy pilot), and dark heather.

#IYKYK

This t-shirt is a nugget of thrilling 1980’s nostalgia, with a statistics joke snuck in.

In Top Gun (1986, Meg Ryan, a couple other people) while Goose tickles the ivories, Carole, Goose’s wife, shouts to him: “Take me to bed or lose me forever!”

Warning: The original line is implicit. “Bed” doesn’t refer to sleep, so you may find yourself in the danger zone if you wear this gem in the wrong company. It is part of our super sexy “Show Me Your Data” series and should be considered NSFW.

Check out the emblem on the back of our shirt. For the trivia purists, ours is based on the Maverick emblem, not the original one from Top Gun.

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Offered exclusively to QI Curiosities customers.

Here at Quality Improvement Curiosities, buying in small batches pays! Get an escalating discount when you buy multiple shirts in any combination. Buy 3-4 and get 15% off. Buy 5 and get 20% off. Buy 6+ and get 25% off.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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