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Sorry. Can't. Data. Bye. Unisex T-shirt

Sorry. Can't. Data. Bye. Unisex T-shirt

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DATA IS LIFE

You know a few fresh GBs of data is scintillating, and you know this bold, to-the-point shirt is for you.

Grab one as a gift for that quality improvement professional, scientist, statistician, or six sigma black belt in your life.

We went with our own version of the wingding font for “DATA” on this one:
  D = bar chart
  A = t distribution
  T = solitary boxplot
  A = nuther t distribution

Part of the best-selling "show me your data" series. (Check out the back.)

 

#IYKYK

What can we say about analysis without getting overly romantic? Turning 1’s and 0’s into actual insights is a form of artistry. It’s thrilling, it’s fist-poundingly frustrating. Awe-inspiring highs followed by heartbreaking lows, all in the warm radiance of Excel, or RStudio, or Tableau…

Data-Driven = Open-Minded

Stories might move the heart, but heart without brains leads to ruin. Data moves the brains. Data à Analysis à Insights à DECISION.

As we’ve stated before, “data-driven” and “open-minded” are cousin hyphenates. Open-minded people carry with them at all times the possibility that their best information could be supplanted with better information. Data-driven people acknowledge the same and add, “Bring me the data.” And while well-intentioned people can look at the same data and reach opposing conclusions, the data is there.

Without data you’re just another person with an opinion. If your opinion is not built on a foundation of data, what’s supporting it? Your gut? Your finely tuned biases? Your cunning instincts? You gonna go with commonsense because it’s free and immediate while analysis is slow and expensive?

Good luck with that.

The world’s best leaders add analysis to instinct, not to mention the ever-present possibility that they might be wrong. That’s why they turn to us, the humble analysts, and then we get to shine.

 

LIMITED TIME ONLY

Offered exclusively to QI Curiosities customers.

Here at Quality Improvement Curiosities, buying in small batches pays! Get an escalating discount when you buy multiple shirts in any combination, not just this gem. Buy 3-4 and get 15% off. Buy 5 and get 20% off. Buy 6+ and get 25% off.

Our comfy t-shirts are soft and lightweight with the right amount of stretch.

Product Specifications
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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