Office Weatherman Delivers Workday Forecast | Office Humor Greeting Card

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Your friendly, trusted, local weatherman is giving you a preview of your day.

Dedicated to the workplace warriors, the bureaucratic gauntlet runners, and the cubicle dwellers keeping their cool amidst the daily deluge of idiocy. You all know the weather report.

It's a perfect greeting card for anyone and everyone who endures the corporate work life... bosses, managers, and staff members.

However, quality improvement pro, six sigma black belts, industrial engineers, operational excellence experts, project managers, and team facilitators will recognize the organizational culture problems in the forecast. 

#IYKYK. You may not know…

…if you don’t work in an in a mid-sized corporation. Look, going to work every day in the corporate world isn’t all bad. There's benefits. Literally, we get benefits. We also get statutory holidays, 401Ks, the occasional pizza party, and office supplies. But boy howdy—there’s a lot of silliness. Silly committees, taskforces, and councils. Terrible, pointless meetings without agendas run by know-nothing nabobs. And email, email, email.

The text inside reads:

Today watch out for scattered meetings in the AM that’ll bring in plenty of anecdotes and confirmation bias, clearing the atmosphere for waves of uninformed hot air streaming in from the higher altitudes.

Around noon, these will impact ground-level value creation with contradictory directives and unworkable SOPs, so be sure to bring your workarounds.

As we roll into the afternoon, we should expect big billowy meetings that should’ve been emails, and emails that shouldn’t have been. These will produce nothing consequential—just the usual smattering of trite office jargon and probably that awkward fist bump from Randy.

Then around dusk, keep your eyes to the west for an absolutely stunning Tableau scorecard with outdated and unactionable metrics, used only to admire our problems.

Back to you, Randy.

(If you've never heard of Tableau, it's, "an easy-to-use, self-service analytics cloud platform designed to deliver insights where you work," according to their website.)

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• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Product weight: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
• Buyer must supply his/her own pen and touching sentiments. 

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