For God So Loved the World He Didn't Send a Committee Unisex T-shirt

MEETINGS SUCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS LAUNDY

Are you lonely?
Tired of working on your own?
Do you long for insipid blather riding a draft of halitosis?
Do you hate it when decisions are made based on data, analysis, expertise, and facts?
Join a committee!

This shirt goes out to those few dedicated souls who strive to run effective, respectful teams.

Makes a great gift for everyone who works in an office, including quality improvement professionals, six sigma black belts, operational excellence experts, project managers, team facilitators, bosses, managers, staff members.

This line always gets a guffaw.

Offered in two colors that blend well with the beautiful sky.

#IYKYK. If you don’t work in an office, you may not know…

There’s a reason they’re called committees. When you’re on one for too long, you start to think about committing something else… suicide, murder, yourself into a mental institute. Such is the case when you are stuck on an ineffective committee.

Sometimes they’re called teams, taskforces, or councils. Whatevs.

The bane of the committee is the meeting. When you’re on an ineffective committee, you are committed to ineffective time-wasting, soul-crushing meetings. But, “For God so loved the world he didn’t hold a meeting,” doesn’t have the same zip. “Kuh” words are funny. Cucamonga, Kaput, Kerfuffle, Kumquat. We know of what we kvetch.

Ineffective committees breed apathy and people vote with their feet, skipping unfocused and directionless meetings they know will be pointless. They are also apt to arrive unprepared because, preparation for dumb meetings is a dumb way to spend your time. And anyway, we can always table the unprepared topic until the next meeting, right?

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Here at Quality Improvement Curiosities, buying in small batches pays! Get an escalating discount when you buy multiple shirts in any combination, not just this pastel treasure. Buy 3-4 and get 15% off. Buy 5 and get 20% off. Buy 6+ and get 25% off.

Our comfy t-shirts are soft and lightweight with the right amount of stretch.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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